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Hello, I'm Dan. I like
coffee and books and
thickly sliced toast.
I like chatting at the
partings of journeys.

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codenamejd:

atopfourthwall:

itswalky:

demiurgent:

redcap3:

skyliting:

annlarimer:

clanwilliam:

shrewreadings:

egalitarianmuse:

fairyisasgoodasdead:

scifiaddict:

dannysgirlsg1:

evrymeevryu:

capn-madd-katt:

shewhoisanna:

ablupybro:

czarpower:

nicholasjosephfury:

blokestotheleft:

 There are two protagonists in Inglourious Basterds.
So I’m a hillbilly looking to end the war, and a Jewish girl looking for revenge.
UGH. IT’S NOT THE 1940’S ANYMORE.

 I AM THE PUNISHER.

I AM THE BLACK BANDIT.
ODIOUS YOUR ASS IS MINE

SANTA FEEEEEE
FUCK THIS SHIIIIT
I DON’T WANT TO BE A NEWSIE
AT LEAST NOT FOREVER, OOOKAYYYYYYYYY?

I’m going to be stuck on a spaceship with a couple of robots, forced to watch bad movies for the rest of my life.
FUCK THIS SHIT. 

KING OF ENGLAND!
Or, you know… the Queen…
Hurray for The King’s Speech!

DUDE!  I am IRON MAN!!!!

I’m a Browncoat!
FUCK YEAH!

I’m a Starfleet Officer!

RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT!!!!!! I WIN!

I’m the captain of a stupidly-named cruise ship, which will sink and in which I will surely die. At least forever will be short.

 Fuck. I mean, I’m okay with the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist part, but really, I can do without the ‘Merchant of Death,’ and I really, really get enough of that from the undergrads….. And I find it extremely unlikely that I’ll ever get a Steve. Or a Pepper. Or a Bruce. Or a chosen family like that, ever, ‘cause, really, the only thing that guy and I share is extraordinarily bad luck. I’ll probably end up with the shrapnel….

You know, I can cope with being an independently wealthy smartarse - last film was Much Ado About Nothing. I can also cope with Clark Gregg being my uncle who gets drunk with me.

STARSHIP CAPTAIN MFY!

Sexy Starship Captain and/or crew? i can get with that.

I’m Batman.

All I know is, it’s damn hard to do my job with Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy making fun of everything that comes out of my damn mouth! Hey — I’m trying here! DON’T YOU SAY THAT I SURE AM TRYING! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

I guess my job now is being flung through half the buildings in Metropolis.

Hello! I’m the Doctor.  =3

I mean I guess technically I’m a delivery boy, but it’s Fry, so I imagine I’ll do very little delivery and plenty more awesome things.

Hello old sport.
33,032 notes | 7 hours ago

You can’t see the sunbeam when you’re standing in it.

2 days ago

liquor-inthe-front:

Single Woman’s Title = Miss
Married Woman’s Title = Mrs.
Unknown Woman’s Title = Ms.

Married Man’s Title = Mr.
Single Man’s Title = Mr.
Unknown Man’s Title = Mr.

Because a woman only has status if she is married

think about it.
add an apostrophe to Mrs = Mr’s.
think about it.

and then go throw up.

Having taken up the suggestion to think about it, I decided to think reasonably and rationally, and to do a little bit of research.

Both Miss and Mrs are contractions of the word Mistress, which, in original usage, was simply the female counterpart to Master. Initially, Miss and Mrs were used somewhat interchangeably, but after the 17th century it became standard practice for Mrs to refer to married women and Miss to refer to unmarried women.

As for the claim that “a woman only has status if she is married”, I have a few points. (1) The statement given implies that an unmarried woman has no status whatsoever, which is certainly not true. (2) The titles Miss, Mrs, Ms,and Mr do not carry any particular status, while titles such as Dr, Prof., Lord, and Lady do. So (3) the change of honorific title from Miss to Mrs does not reflect a change in public status, only a change in marital status. And, to clarify, (4) marital status is not a reflection of public status, but even if it were then it would apply to both men and women.

So, to conclude: Mrs is not in any way derived from “Mr’s”; and the distinction between the titles Miss and Mrs does not reflect a distinction in status between the two groups. Please note that I am not trying to defend men here, I am simply intending to inform and to correct false information, because perpetrating false information in this manner is typically referred to as propaganda, which is good for your public status until people find out that it’s false, at which point it becomes very bad for your public status.

Finally: Don’t make speculations and then take those speculations to be truth.

(via everybodyhasarandom)

64,281 notes | 2 days ago

Diotrophes was such a youtuber.

1 week ago

thesebrighteyes:

I need to use my right hand to hold a fork but I also need my right hand to scroll through Tumblr. I’m eating a cup o’ noodle by sticking my face into the noodles now so I can use the internet. What is my life.

2 notes | 1 week ago

Dear Mercator,

Greenland is not that big.

1 week ago

“I’m so fed up.” I say, calmly, having just finished a large meal.

1 week ago

paralol:

i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like 

‘i fucking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’ 

(Source: notgoodwolf, via jocieclaire)

205,731 notes | 1 week ago

I once introduced myself to someone as “socially awkward”, it was one of the least awkward introductions I’ve ever done.

2 weeks ago

Here are some “suspicious” quotation marks.

2 weeks ago

This person is awesome and y’all should check her out!

The 2013 Popular Music Stairwell Descent (by LucidlyJackie)

2 weeks ago

thegeekyblonde:

the saga continues 

102,333 notes | 2 weeks ago

OhItsJustKim: i can’t seem to shake the feeling that as every photo i’ve taken since...

ohitsjustkim:

i can’t seem to shake the feeling that as every photo i’ve taken since teenage-ism has been on a digital camera, and its information contained only in code, to be displayed as a picture on screens by pixels, none of my photos are real. Nor videos. Nor any conversation I’ve had with anyone via…

I think about stuff like this most days, almost compulsively.

76 notes | 3 weeks ago

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253,431 notes | 3 weeks ago

tessaviolet:

It’s funny to think that the year 2090 will come and people born that year will think that being born in 1990 was practically archaic.

520 notes | 3 weeks ago